Tuesday, 7 January 2014

KENNY & THE KIDS - KANDY, KAMPAIGNS & THE KRUSADE TO KRUSH ALLEN CHASTANET


As a new house in Trinidad gets its finishing touches in place, many in St Lucia are lead  to believe that St Lucian Prime Minister Kenny Anthony is preparing to bow out of politics and resume his place as the shining academic light that he was before local politics left him bruised and battle scarred.

However, those who are looking forward to Kenny Anthony's demise,  voluntary or otherwise may find themselves disappointed once again. After all, does history not show  that Kenny  Anthony is not the kind of person to gracefully bow out, if there are no forces opposing his continued Comptonery?

In fact, the FLOGG has noticed a trend over the last few months that seems to indicate that Kenny Anthony intends to be in power long after most people his  age can no longer vote, if you know what I mean....

Using the latest in information and surveillance technology, The FLOGG has exposed a secret plot by the prime minister to start campaigning among pre-schoolers now, way in advance of the 2032 election. Sources close to the prime minister insist that this is not merely a power play but an integral part of a  national security strategy meant to goad and jeer at Allen Chastanet until he loses his mind, succumbs to alcoholism or dies from the admission of his complete loserdom.

Sources say that the campaign is not personal against Mr Chastanet, merely a recognition that an Allen Chastanet prime ministership could turn out way worse than any hypothetical obeah that Richard Frederick could do on Stephenson King's butt.

The FLOGG now presents a small portion of the evidence of what some are calling The Kandy Kampaign.

 
 
 
 


 
THE FOLLOWING IN UNPAID POLITICAL PAWOL  JETTAY



 

 

 

 

4 comments:

  1. Jason Jason Jason....lol t'was about time you resurfaced. Welcome back bro! Good piece as always

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  2. Heeheeheeeeeeeee - by-the-way, were you on sabbatical?

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  3. After all, Rome wasn't burned in a day... LOLOLOL !!!

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  4. About time, let the games begin

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