AND IS ALLEN CHASTANET WILL HELP THEM ACHIEVE THEIR MISSION
You call that a Queen's Chain?
Shit. That's not even a Lady in Waiting's Chain.
What on earth would Boo Hinkson steal from a hotel?
What would Mae Wayne steal? Why would hotel security, on a small island, where everyone knows everyone, subject people who had no need to steal to searches?
I’m trying to avoid the conclusion that hotel tourism in St Lucia is inherently racist. Tourism is necessary. And fun. I mean, who in their right mind does not want to make millions by cooking for, partying with and cleaning up after people with disposable income?
What would Mae Wayne steal? Why would hotel security, on a small island, where everyone knows everyone, subject people who had no need to steal to searches?
I’m trying to avoid the conclusion that hotel tourism in St Lucia is inherently racist. Tourism is necessary. And fun. I mean, who in their right mind does not want to make millions by cooking for, partying with and cleaning up after people with disposable income?
And hang out
with drunk women who are definitely leaving next week. Tourism is a great idea
for anyone who has excess beach, relatively good weather and peace.
Click. Take a pic.
Cos you can't trust your politicians not to sell it.
(The bastards would probably blame it on Boz if they could.)
But…
The evidence
is increasingly against me. More and more, the evidence points to the single
conclusion that all right-thinking, modern, multi-racial St Lucians want to
avoid.
It’s racist.
From the north to the south of the island, hotel tourism is implementing
apartheid policies. Not just against black people. Against St Lucians in
general. Unless, you have one of those special passes and general recognition
amongst the plantation owners, Lucians are not welcome in Rhodesia.
I mean,
amongst hotel managers and owners on the hotel complex. What did I say? I didn’t
compare hotel tourism with the Belgian Congo, did I? Because that would be unfair.
Me dat say it.
Tell them, Jacquot say tourism is Belgian Congo.
In their MDC!
But
Rhodesia, yes. South Africa, yes. Hotel tourism is building a new apartheid.
And no matter which party rules St Lucia, the local chieftains co-operate. They
collaborate. They even instigate the implementation of tourism apartheid.
It’s not
just Allen Chastanet who will sell St Lucia until there is nothing left to sell.
Allen Chastanet wasn’t the one who told Discovery Bay to pay construction
workers EC$100 when the contractors were ready and willing to pay U$100. Who did that?
That’s
another story. Let’s give this person time to 'fess up or stew, while we deal
with something bigger.
Allen Chastanet is just the most honest about the nature of the beast. In his own words, “If St Lucians want to prevent the selling of the beach, they have to make that decision for themselves.” Which means they can’t count on him to protect the beaches from sale, if he becomes prime minister. He’ll sell the beaches. He tried once. He’ll try again.
At least
Allen Chastanet is honest. “Food security is bullshit,” he told me, boldfaced,
in our first and last interview, just before he used Richard Frederick to wipe
the floor with Stephenson King, in Flambeau’s last leadership contest.
Hey kid! WTF? This is a private beach!
Allen Chastanet is just the most honest about the nature of the beast. In his own words, “If St Lucians want to prevent the selling of the beach, they have to make that decision for themselves.” Which means they can’t count on him to protect the beaches from sale, if he becomes prime minister. He’ll sell the beaches. He tried once. He’ll try again.
Which means,
fishermen and farmers can expect to get totally screwed over, if he ever becomes
prime minister, or even tourism minister, again.
Not that
Labour is any different. More than one beach in St Lucia has been ‘sold’ and
now belongs to the hotel rather than to the nation and people of St Lucia,
because of the deliberate foolishness of the St Lucia Labour Party. They let
these hotels end up owning the beach. They pretended to fight.
Labour is just full of ass when it comes to tourism.
They have Ray and Nobby fighting all alone for Tourist Board's soul. And none of them are stepping in.
At least
Allen Chastanet is honest. He’ll sell
all of us to the 21st century Gold Coast traders. But then, he’s not
any different from Lorne or Menissa or Pip. They all sold us, piece by piece.
Allen is just foolish enough to announce your sale to you in the national media
as though it was a good thing and you should be grateful.
He’s just
the messiah who, it was foretold, would return St Lucia to the hands of the
people who owned it in the first place. You know, the pirates, the slave
owners, the colonists and the sea merchants. Whatever version of them exists in
the 21st century.
The
Amerindians? They didn’t own shit. They just lived here. Died. Whatever. They
were savages. They didn’t even know how to own.
Which brings
us closer to the core of the problem. You can almost smell it. It looks like a
hotel operator. But it’s not. It’s a hotel investor. Apparently, those are two
completely different things.
WHO WANTS LESS BEACH?
WTF, DUDES?
Hotel
investors are a funny thing. The people who build hotels probably have no
interest in running it. They’re looking to sell it. Flip it. The new owners are
probably real hotel operators. They’re looking to cut corners. There are all
kinds of permutations and configurations of these two categories. They are
called worthless conmen, middlers who talk a lot and do very little. It’s not
the best situation in which to do business. But…
That’s the
way things are all over.
But somehow,
in the Caribbean, there’s an even more insidious character to hotel tourism
that you can’t really find on Miami Beach. I wonder if it happen in other
places in the world.
First of
all, in Miami, more beach is good beach. Nobody builds on the beach. In fact,
they import sand by the ton in order to turn non-beach areas into beach.
Miami Beach. Notice how much bigger the Queen's Chain is.
And they don't even have a Queen's Chain.
They're just using common sense.
Not so in
the small islands. Investors will build in the water if you let them. Somehow,
every hotel investor who ever built a hotel in St Lucia was intent on murdering
the beach and would have succeeded if he wasn’t held back to save the political
career of some corrupt nigger or coolie. They still manage to rape the beach and
to prevent its recovery, which I guess, must suffice, until Kenny lets Allen
win the next election.
Instead of
preserving more beach, they build right up as close the water as they can. This
is not to maximize profits for high impact tourism investors. This is to crowd
the beach with tourists so that locals are dissuaded from being in ‘visitor areas’.
Basically,
it’s psychological warfare.
Hotels vs
locals, for the prize possession of the islands, the sunshiny beach.
It is the
most visibly obvious evidence of hotel tourism sinister secret agenda. But it
is by no means the only evidence.
A SHORT LIST
OF TOURISM’S APARTHEID CRIMES
They’re
constantly making ‘public access’ more uncomfortable and invisible.
They’re
constantly trying to violate the Queen’s Chain and constantly taking every
opportunity to own the beach. Why? To keep you out, you stinky little Lucian
mongrel.
Staycation
guests and workers confess that the Staycation vacation is not on the same
level with the foreign visitor vacation. Why? To keep you out AND take your
money at the same time, you damned fool. You could have stayed at a nice local
guest house in Gros Islet or Canaries. But you want to live like the Joneses.
Go on with
your bad self. Give them your money to export. Act as if Balenbouche and Fond Dou don't exist. Couyon!
Sunrise in Gros Islet.
Poor jab. You missed it.
You stayed at big hotel.
Security
searches have an increasingly racist pattern. Locals who are not guests are
constantly under suspicion. From Boo Hinkson to Mae Wayne, Lucians are
subjected to illegal searches, searches that not even police are empowered to
carry out. You can make matters even worse by being black.
(As for the
politicians, they’re on the hotels’ guest list. Which is not to say that they’re
in the hotel’s pockets. Case in point: When
it was pointed out to Allen Chastanet that every single security search carried
out by hotel security is illegal, he replied, “Maybe they shouldn’t do it in
the front. Maybe they should do the searches round the back.” Current tourism
minister Lorne Theophilus ain’t much better. It’s cool with him, too. It was
cool with every single tourism minister going back to Romanus Lansiquot. Philip
J Pierre. Menissa Rambally. Chastanet. Theophilus. It doesn’t bother them in
the least that hotel security are a law unto themselves, conducting searches so
illegal that not even local police would make the mistakes they do. And yet,
they do them with impunity.)
Workers are
also subjected to unconstitutional searches and work under constant suspicion.
So are local
guests.
But the
evidence from world tourism is that foreign visitor tourists are the single
biggest source of theft and leakage. By the time you check that you have been
robbed, they’re gone. Yet, there is little evidence that security ever turns on
the non-Lucians guests of the hotels. Having gotten the signal that they are
not under suspicion, the foreigners continue to pilfer everything from bathroom
supplies to small furnishings and appliances, while Lucians, workers and
Staycationers get the blame.
As though it’s
not enough to place false blame, they are also on a never ending quest to take
the bread out of Lucian’s mouths. The hoteliers are also constantly limiting
the ability of small independent entrepreneurs in craft and services to get at
the tourism dollar. They are monopolizing the beach and every opportunity to
make money on the beach. They harass craftsmen, claiming harassment, instead of
co-operating to help the people make a buck on the beach that was theirs before
the hotel was a twinkle in a real estate conman’s eye.
They are
successfully squeezing the life out of St Lucian farmers, whilst at the same
time being able to claim that they are making stronger linkages in the
agriculture sector. At the biggest hotel chain, farmers are forced to wait
three months to get paid. THREE MONTHS. If time is money the farmers are
basically selling to Sandals at a loss. Sandals gets all the interest from the
farmers money and then pays them four times a year. When farmers have problems
resupplying themselves and improving their yield and quality, the hotels go and
cry to Allen Chastanet and his ilk about the need to be able to import with
impunity.
It’s a
brilliant strategy.
It’s like
conquering the Congo, using treaties, instead of rifles. You still end up with
your own country inside another person’s country and your country is totally
private property. And their country is a mess, begging to suck at your teat.
Brilliant.
RACIST AGAINST ANIMALS?
TOURISM’S EXTINCTION AGENDA
It is also a
wonder that hotel tourism of the small islands makes itself the enemy of
endemic species and archeology. In this day and age, why would anyone kill a
rare species to build a hotel? You’d make way more money on the hotel by saving
the species. Duh….
One would
think that if a hotel investor acquired some land in Fregate Island or at
Jalousie and discovered rare species like the Thrasher, the Iguana and the Fer
de Lance lived there, they would be overjoyed to protect and exploit these
valuable resources. One would think that if, in digging, they found Amerindian
and Negmarron artifacts, that they would see this as an opportunity to maximize
the cultural profit.
One would
think we’d have to fight the hotels to own the Thrashers and the artifacts on
the hotel site.
But no.
We have to
fight them to keep the rare animals and the history alive.
At Jalousie,
they dumped thousands of tons of artifacts. They destroyed St Lucian history,
forever entrenching in everyone’s mind the notion that tourism and local
archeology are sworn enemies.
At Fregate
Island, Le Paradis put the small population of rare and indigenous species
under so much pressure that the Fer de Lance were running as far as Canaries
and Anse la Raye for shelter. And you
know when a snake goes to Anse la Raye for shelter, boy, things must be really
bad, because Anse la Raye is to snakes what Israel is to Palestinians. It’s the
most hostile territory that ever once belonged to them.
If tourism
is illegally searching Lucians, even the foreign-born, light skinned and upper
class Mae Wayne, if it is exploiting workers with wages that are cited by the
US State Department as a human rights abuse and if it is callously killing the
indigenous species and natural beauty of the island….
If tourism
is against the people and the beauty of the island…
Who is it
for? Who is really profiting from this?
Remember the
slogan “You are the U in tourism”?
“U get this. U get that. U get off the beach.
U, you’re fired for the summer.”
I don’t want
to be the U anymore.
I want to be
the I.
THE SABOTAGE OF ST LUCIAN TOURISM
It's ironic.
Allen Chastanet is the owner or something at the best damned hotel in St Lucia, barre none. Coco Palm captures the spirit, the culture, the look and the historicity of St Lucia, without subscribing to any of the clichés that other hoteliers fall for.
Allen Chastanet is the owner or something at the best damned hotel in St Lucia, barre none. Coco Palm captures the spirit, the culture, the look and the historicity of St Lucia, without subscribing to any of the clichés that other hoteliers fall for.
It’s a like
a multi-story plantation house with a pool instead of a pond. The staff there
are mostly happy. For real. You can’t get these people to say anything bad
about Allen Chastanet, not because he’s a great manager, but because he is such
a cool guy. No one who associates Allen with the slave-owner class that Kenny
Anthony comes from works for him. He’s nothing like that.
Not in
person. Not when you work for him personally.
But change
the scale of the economic action and Allen Chastanet will be the first to rip
the bread out of Lucians mouths.
Ask Gillan
Ajodha how Ti Chas ripped the bread out of his mouth. Out of all our mouths. He
practically kidnapped an investor friend of Gillan’s and brought him on a
joyride around the island, trying to make a commission on selling the guy a
different property.
The result:
Cas en Bas still has one hotel and a golf club.
Chastanet
will rip the bread out of Lucians mouths.
Ask the
staff and contractors of REEL IRIE. This was a boat charter company that never
quite made a profit but paid every single one of its bills on time. Finishing a
job for REEL IRIE was the best guarantee anyone in St Lucia ever had that they
would receive cash in the next 24 hours.
But
Chastanet threw REEL IRIE under the bus when SLASPA’s most corrupt decided that
they wouldn’t give the company a license, in order to protect some of their
friends in Ganter’s Bay.
The result: Less
local investment. Less employment for local drivers, cleaners, , laundry, rum shops, street side barbecues,
far flung bakeries, all of which were art of REEL IRIE’s attractions. We sure
could use those opportunities now.
A REEL IRIE children's party.
Where's big tourism's children's party?
But as we
said before he’s not the only one.
When Labour
came back into office in 2011, they gave REEL IRIE and other local friendly
businesses the same treatment as Chastanet did.
Last year, Lorne
let the St Lucia Tourist Board rebuff a French media company’s offer to shoot
the entire Jazz Fest for free and then air it for free, all year round in their
European markets.
No one in
Flambeau or Labour stood up for the boatman
Joe, when a big hotel and a big charter boat operator named Chastanet
made a complot that would rob Joe of his entire small business. If not for an
international social media campaign, he’d be somebody’s underpaid employee
today.
Louis Lewis
went on vacation during the performance of the Royal Shakespeare Theatre
Company of Shakespeare in The Rainforest, throwing endless untold opportunities
for locals to the wind. No one at SLTB saw fit to visit the cast and crew of
the production even once, much less lobby them for more opportunities for St
Lucia.
They still
want to do bigger business with St Lucia, but no one in Tourist Board would
know that, because they didn’t give a shit. The Royal Shakespeare Theater
Company is interested in St Lucia. Tourist Board is interested in first class
flights to America and Brazil.
Meanwhile, Lorne
Theophilus’ stewardship has allowed the apartheid to continue in security, in
entrepreneurship and opportunity, the same way Chastanet’s did.
All tourism
ministers approve huge budgets for which Tourist Board shows no accountability,
while letting small entrepreneurs who really make the St Lucian tourism dollar
to fend for themselves.
And then,
when VAT hits, nobody gets a break, except the slave owners. I mean, hoteliers.
Same fucking thing.
The farmers,
the small property owners, the grocers and restaurants and other small service
providers who can make a tourism dollar? Fuck them.
The irony is
that St Lucia’s tourism plant has working models of success at every scale,
from Somewhere Special in Gros Islet to Fond Dou in Soufriere to Coco Palm in
Rodney Bay. And none of them are anything like the big hotels that tourism
ministers want us to believe we should bend over for.
Maybe that’s
the problem.
Maybe the St
Lucian side of tourism needs to make its government kiss more ass. Maybe the St
Lucian investor and service sector need to threaten the government more. Maybe
we’re being too soft on them.
Or maybe
they’re selling us out to people who hate us, at worst, and don’t respect us,
at best, and we should really think about what life would be like without them.
I just cannot get over how "bwa-bwa" St Lucian politicians are!!
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