The thing
about Claudius Preville is that we don’t know what he is made of. And that’s
supposed to be a liability. But it’s actually an asset given the current
political climate. The thing about Preville is that he might be the same as all
the rest of the politicians in St Lucia, but he can’t possibly be worse.
Not without
growing a tail and turning into the European version of Robert Mugabe.
If Flambeau
wants to ‘save St Lucia’ from the evil Kenny Anthony and his minions, the
delegates in seven seats are going to have to get behind Preville in a big way.
And if
internal reports from Flambeau are correct, the banana belt seats of Micoud and
Dennery are going to decide the 2014 contest for the leadership of the late
John Compton’s beloved United Workers Party.
The race for
Flambeau’s leadership is so close right now that it could come down to a single
vote. Every single delegate matters the most. For the first time in history, the
future of John Compton’s party rides, not on the ability of the strong to stray
the weak, but on the individual motivations and goals of the average Flambeau
supporter. People power is running the party for the moment. And people power
will either save Flambeau from itself or divide it against itself.
As political
commentator and Lulzmeister General Toot Too Booshe said in a related article,
Preville didn’t count his chickens before they were hatched. And in politics,
you better count your eggs or you’ll gamble your future on nonsense, just like
Mitt Romney and Karl Rove did in the last American presidential election.
He launched
something of a surprise attack on Chastanet, which disquieted many in the party.
If he, like Chastanet, had conspired and laid in wait, collecting allies before
declaring war, he would be in the same position that Chastanet was last year
against King. He would have a fait accompli on his hands.
Yo, Bum Rush The Show!!!
Labour's new public enemy number one.
Fortunately
for him, Allen Chastanet is an ass. You can just bumrush him.
But where
the FLOGG predicted Chastanet’s landslide win last year in understated terms,
this year, there is nothing to predict but a tough fight and a marginal victory
for either candidate. This is the breakdown:
Chastanet
controls six seats of delegates. Preville has pocketed five. Chastanet still
has a slight edge. He maintains dominance in Gros Islet, Castries South,
South-East, East , Soufriere and Babonneau. But his strength in Babonneau is
split. Preville has personal loyalists in the area and many people outside of
the group of delegates are fed up with Ezekiel Joseph anyway.
The problem
with Ezekiel is also costing Chastanet the Vieux Fort South group of delegates.
More on that in a moment. But first, in Chastanet’s own caretaker seat of
Soufriere, he has been accused of rigging the delegates list in his favor to
disguise disenchantment with him in the region. Preville’s supporters are now
charging that the Soufriere delegates were changed after the deadline date in
violation of party rules and in service to Chastanet’s agenda.
I did NOT have sexual intercourse with that...wait... What was the question? |
Preville
himself rapidly achieved dominance in ALR/Canaries, Choiseul, the Vieux Forts
North and South and most recently, he made some important in roads into
Laborie. The southern tip of the island seems to have swung to Preville so
violently that when Chastanet’s A Team visited them two Thursdays ago, three
quarters of the group walked out in disgust, while five stayed behind to FLOGG
and castigate Chastanet and company limited.
The Vieux
Fort South group also had another agenda, however, adding proof that people power
is bending the party into shape rather than leaders. Vieux Fort South’s UWP
delegates want Eldridge Stephen to be Chairman of the Party.
Chastanet,
however, supports Ezekiel Joseph, who is part of his A Team. The A Team was
invented so that the leader and all his boys and girls could be elected as a
package. It puts all other comers at a severe disadvantage. Unfortunately, this
time, the A Team’s strategy backfired and Vieux Fort South looks ready to make all of them pay for
supporting Ezekiel instead of Eldridge for chairman.
One way or
the other, someone is getting thrown under the bus. If Chastanet was smart, Ezekiel would be road
kill by now. But he’s not. And so he might have to wear some tread on his face
on Sunday evening.
For whom the bell tolls....? |
With the
illusion of the A Team’s strength dissolved, over the last few days, Preville’s
inroads into the remaining battlegrounds have deepened. And the A Team’s
attempts to block the challenger have grown more audacious.
In Micoud
North, for example, the constituency chair declared that neither candidate
would have access to the candidates. A real purist move. Except that it only blocked Preville.
Chastanet still got access to the delegates.
The
remaining seats are an interesting story on their own. The two renegade
Castries seats, North and Central, have been pushing an injunction to stop the
convention from happening at all. That hearing was supposed to happen on this
week, but was postponed to Saturday.
Yes. Saturday.
We think it’s odd, too.
As for the
rest, Castries South was supposed to be bought and sold for Chastanet, but
seems to have suffered some kind of infection of Preville supporters.
Which leaves
us with Compton country: Micoud and Dennery. No one seems to be able to predict
the outcome in those places, in part because of the weak command of all four
UWPees over the delegates and the constituencies themselves. Under the
prevailing conditions, a united front by
the banana belt can shift the balance of power in Flambeau – just the way John
Compton wanted it.
Even if
Castries North and Central continue to play stoosh about showing up and ousting
Chastanet, the incumbent can retain the leadership by focusing on the Micoud
and Dennery delegates.
If only he
spoke their language, lived in their universe and identified with their
struggles.
Preville
does.
Which is why
certain people have been frustrating Preville’s efforts to meet and greet with
delegates. If Preville can convince the Banana Belt that he is the future of
Flambeau, he will have the edge. And the edge is all he needs.
Chastanet,
however, needs more than an edge. If he doesn’t destroy Preville as a
challenger, Labour will take strength from Flambeau’s increasing divisiveness.
Preville doesn’t have all Chastanet’s political baggage. Because he is new and
light, any small amount of political capital turns into huge amounts of momentum for him.
If he can
get the edge, by Monday morning, he achieve something that no one else has done
in the history of Lucian politics. He, as leader of Flambeau, will give Kenny
Anthony the unique experience of having constipation and kakaglo at the same
time.
Because
Labour is prepared to face Chastanet. They already have a plan for him. But
this Preville guy, for better or worse, he just confuses things for them. He’s
going to send them back to the drawing board. He’s going to make them drink
more rum and more antacid.
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