LPM LEADER
MAKES GANJA LEGALIZATION REAL
Did Therold
Prudent just say that he would legalize ganja and let school age minors smoke
giant joombas in the classroom?
Is Therold
Prudent out of his mind?
No. Of
course not. He never said any such thing. Why would you even think that?
But what
Therold Prudent did say could very well amount to the decriminalization of
ganja.
W hat 5-bag ting y'all talking there?
Holland doh have no five bags!
Americans are practically teaching islanders
Advanced Lessons In Growing Better Weed
on the internet
Still, the
paralysis on the part of leaders like Kenny Anthony and Allen Chastanet
persists, even though the reasons for their fear have dissipated like, well,
like smoke. Into the breach have come the green parties of St Lucia. Melanie Fraites Green Party has used social media
almost exclusively to promote ganja on
its health, economic and social reform planks. Andre De Caires’ Lucian Greens
has promoted marijuana as part of a wider agricultural restoration, with
surprisingly strong grassroots support among small farmers.
And now, Therold Prudent, the most conservative of the green party leaders, seems to agree that the current state of hypocrisy on marijuana needs to change.
Fraites, Green Party
Marijuana is the solution
De Caires, Lucian Greens
Marijuana is a very important part of the solution
And now, Therold Prudent, the most conservative of the green party leaders, seems to agree that the current state of hypocrisy on marijuana needs to change.
The upshot
of the matter is that Prudent is a good Catholic boy who, unlike some people in
other parties, has probably never smoked a joint in his life. But Therold is
also an economist and a bit of a social scientist, so he can’t conscience the
waste of human capital occasioned by the prohibition of pot. Crack, yeah. But
jailing fellas for a joint? That’s not
Prudent economics.
And so…
Unlike some
people who happen to be the current political leader of a party in parliament,
Prudent wants to have an honest discussion on the legalization of ganja. In fact,
Therold doesn’t just promise a talk shop. He promises a referendum.
Bum-baba-BUUMMM!
A referendum. People voting, deciding for themselves, whether or not to free up
the ganja. Democracy is action, changing the shape of government and society
according to the will of the people. That’s almost more radical than just using
government power to change the legislation. And it leaves the six people who still hate ganja with the hope
that, by some chance, or miracle, the people of St Lucia will not vote
overwhelmingly in favor or striking down this poverty-inducing law.
But anyone
who knows anything knows how a national referendum on ganja will turn out. I
don’t even have to say it. Just ask
yourself: If you put marijuana legalization to a vote in St Lucia, what do you
think is going to happen?
If more than
25% of all the adults are either smoking or
have smoked or know someone who smokes, if cops and judges are
tired of ganja prohibition and if just
about everyone has a ganja-smoking dread in their family….hmmmm….
With a hot
issue like ganja to propel the rest of his message, Prudent could unlock an
entire bank of passive voters who have remained so unimpressed with Labour and
Flambeau that they practically never voted. As long as Labour and Flambeau
continue to avoid the ganja question with all their might,
he will have the cutting edge argument for how to restore agriculture,
boost foreign exchange earnings and decriminalize the act of being young and poor in the Eastern Caribbean.
Prudent may
have hit on the smartest political strategy for what is inevitably the hottest
political platform issue of the future. Which is basically: “Hey, let the
people decide.”
Samophobia and Papaphilia Unite!
In the
meantime, both Kenny Anthony and Allen Chastanet are trying as hard as possible
to talk about everything else if only to avoid the question, “Have you ever
smoked a joint in your life?” and it’s natural follow up, “Did you like it?”
CHAS: So you wanna snoke a joint after?
KING: Gasa, I eh snoking no joint with you, dread!
Don’t even
ask for Gail Rigobert: “Gaunjar? Whort’s thart?”
The only
problem with a referendum is that Prudent has to convince ganja smokers to put
down the joint and get off the chair under the tree to go all the way to
electoral station to vote for him. If
scientists are right about the effects of weed, the green parties are going to
have to do a helluva lot of mobilization and motivation just to counteract the
paralyzing effects of increasingly excellent marijuana.
If ganja
voters get too high on election day, it’s back to business as usual.
"Garnjer. Gaunjar. Garunjaur.
Ganchar. Gunjer. Can I just say carnerbis, instead?
Gail Rigobert, leader of the opposition, trying to say the word ''Ganja.'
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