FOU COMIX INVADES THE FLOGG BLOG
DATELINE 11 AUGUST, 2013, GROS ISLET, ST LUCIA
FLOGG BLOG HEADQUARTERS HAS BEEN INVADED BY A MASKED GROS ISLET CARTOONIST.
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| A new terror stalks St Lucia. Introducing The Cartoonist. If you thought The Flogg was dangerous before, this guy is really going to kill you. St Lucia political and social commentary has a new face. And no one but me can see it. |
THE CARTOONIST HAS DEMANDED THAT ST LUCIAN JOURNALISM GET OUT OF THE GUTTER AND NOT JUST HIRE REAL PHOTOGRAPHERS, BUT PAY COLUMNISTS AND HIRE CARTOONISTS FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF 'RIDICULIZING' PUBLIC PERSONAGES.
THE CARTOONIST HAS THREATENED TO USE HIS TERRORISTIC SKILLS TO LAMPOON THE FLOGG EDITORS AND STAFF UNTIL SUCH TIME AS THE FLOGG ALLOWS HIM TO PUBLISH HIS PERNICIOUS WORKS IN OUR HIGHLY ESTEEMED AND WIDELY RESPECTED HIGH BROW BLOG.
IN THE INTEREST OF THE GREATER GOOD, THE FLOGG HAS DECIDED TO ACCEDE TO THE TERRORIST CARTOONIST'S DEMANDS.
IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE TERMS OF OUR SURRENDER, HERE IS THE FIRST FOU COMIX CARTOON PUBLISHED EXCLUSIVELY BY THE FLOGG, IN EXCHANGE FOR OUR WORTHLESS LIVES:
FOU COMIX PRESENTS
IN ASSOCIATION WITH THE FLOGG BLOG
'PLEASE, CAN I BE YOUR JABAL?'
Starring You-Know-Who and I-Know-You-Know-I-Know-Who
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| ForgetallthosethingsIsaidaboutyou, pleasepleaseplease can I be your jabal? Politically speaking, of course. |
Love it. The start of something wonderful :)
ReplyDeleteQuestion...How did you manage to tuck all dem dreads under that cap??
Cos I know you to be equally adept at wielding pen or pencil. And now of cos you have graduated to being one of the baddest "mudda floggers" around. Forget pen being mightier than the sword...this stuff can annihilate all.
Mind the US don't come after you for WMD...Weapons of Mudda-flogging Destruction ;)
Keep on keeping on.
Genius..just what the Doctor ordered. A bit of sugar helps the medicine go down. Things are getting interesting now...
ReplyDeleteI'd say icing, but it's more akin to raisins in the cake
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