THE MANY FACES OF GUY JOSEPH

WHERE, O WHERE IS THAT DANGEROUS SMILE?

Conscientious political junkies would have noticed that of late, the man with The Most Dangeorus Smile In Politics isn't smiling as much as he used to anymore.

Could it be the results of the report on mis-spending in the town and village councils during Joseph turn in Cabinet? Nah. Joseph considers the report bullshit, stopping short only of pulling out his penis and peeing on it to show Kenny Anthony what he thinks of all the bluster that accompanied that botched investigation.

Could it be the results of Flambeau's new leadership? Probably not. Guy Joseph was probably one of the few Flambeaus who would have been kept close no matter who won Flambeau's leadership in the King/Chastanet contest.

Could it be the effect of climate change on the 2013 apple harvest? Now why would Guy Joseph worry about such a thing? It's not like he has an apple farm somewhere. That's like saying he stashed hurricane relief supplies fr his own profit and manipulated government contracts to suit his own personal ends. Ridiculous.

This is the man who invented the winning slogan 'Cost Overruns.'

This is the man who made complex government finances into matters of common bus driver sense.

This is the man who....

Who just isn't smiling as much as he used to? The FLOGG went in search of the Guy Joseph Dangerous Smile last Wednesday at Parliament. What a mess we found.

You can see the smile, the relish for politics....

Even as he is accusing Kenny Anthony of things that he is guilty of in more creative ways, he grins

And then it fades....the eternal smile that spelled danger to all his enemies fades...

And in it's place, a frown. A heavy brow. Tell tale signs of war weariness. Are you getting tired of the game, pumpkin?

Are you going to cry? Are you going to poop? Are you going to need a laxative

And then, it's back. That smile. But only on one side of your face. One side.

The smile is back and at the same time you look like you're holding back diarrhea. (Which explains much of what proceedeth forth from thine mouth.)

NNNNNnnnn! Uuuuhhhh! Push, Guy, push!

Uh oh. Think we had more success than we intended. Shit. No pun intended.