FROM THE NEGMARRON BIBLE, First Epistle of J
And the
Spirit of the I moved upon me and said:
“Go forth
and find thee truthful men and gather them unto the cause of liberty and
prosperity for thine people.”
And lo, I
went forth unto the people and found some truthful men. And of these truthful
men, I found that most were godless fucks.
And I called
out unto the I, saying: “Forsooth, my Lord, these men are godless fucks whose
eyes have never seen the glory of thine glory. Whenceforth therefore shall they
be of use to Thee?”
And the I
spake unto me, thusly:
“Forsooth,
my servant, these men are godless fucks whose eyes have never seen the glory of
the I. But whenceforth, my servant, shall men be of good use who swear they
have seen My glory, when, in fact, I have shewn them no such fucking thing.
“The signs
and sciences I have given them since the first nanosecond, they have denied.
The knowledge of the stem cells they abhor. Whenceforth, my servant shall these
deniers of truth and starlight, these delighters in hatred and delusion sit at
the table of the I and break bread?
“For only
the most truthful, who deny not the signs and sciences, be they godless fucks
or Godful, may enter into the Holiest of Holies.
“And every
one who raises his voice against the cause of truth is as a devil unto me. They
waste their prayers. I receive them not.
“And
furthermore, anyone who believes Genesis Chapter One literally…they haven’t
fucking read it for themselves.
“Go
forth, therefore, good servant, with
thine band of godless fucks and Godful and kick some lying ass, wheresoever thou
mayest find it.
“Thus sayeth
the Lord.”
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