"Hey, look at me, I'm chillin' wit' my homies...(so hard...to keep smiling...my back! Ugh!"
He ain’t no
John Compton, but he’s better than any other proposition we have had for prime
minister. So why do we hate Kenny Anthony so much.
"Di sa ou vlay, Jason. I don't want to be John Compton and never compare myself to him.
Sniff..."
He robbed us
of Prime Minister Mario Michel.
He waited
too long to call the 2006 election. So basically, everything that Chastanet,
Frederick and them did in that government is his fault. It never woulda
happened if he had called the election when Menissa Rambally told him to.
"You bastard! Will you never forgive me for that?"
He promised
us Richard Frederick’s head on a platter and failed to deliver.
"Jezi, Marie la Vierge en ciel! Not that again!"
His economic
stewardship is stifling us.
He’s a
terrible judge of character. He doesn’t know the difference between a con man
and an investor.
"Which one are you talking about?"
He wastes
millions in potential revenues for the island every month by delaying critical
developments in the yachting and agriculture sectors (esp. ganja and food
security).
He promised
us a lot of stuff he didn’t deliver.
He delivered
us a lot of stuff we didn’t want.
"But...but...the external factors...the global shitconomy..."
He’s the
Hesitator in Chief. The man can’t make a goddam decision without a committee
report.
He can’t do
a sit or a leg lift, which in my opinion makes him a terrible role model for
the youth. (It’s not like he has a medical excuse.)
"Now that was actually quite funny...because I can do a leg lift...
To put my foot in your face...lol!"
His
political motivations are stronger than his care for St Lucia. But then, that’s
true about all of them.
He loves
Labour more than he loves St Lucia, but he loves Kenny Anthony more than he
loves Labour. Why else does he put them through such hell, instead of putting
both Frederick and Flambeau out of their misery?
"You already said that, genius!"
He drinks,
but he doesn’t drink with us.
He doesn’t
smoke nearly enough marijuana.
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