KENNY ANNOUNCES MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR
TAIWANESE YACHTING DEAL
Everybody
knows that Labour made a big mistake by going to Beijing before being told
that they had no choice but to stick
with Taipei.
Ever since
then, Taipei has punished Labour for lumping them in with the corrupters of the
last Flambeau government, dribbling out aid to them, because, after all, why
would you want anything from the people whose ambassador you described as an
enabler of corruption.
Without
Taiwan’s largesse, St Lucia would have been in the stifling economic situation
it is in now, long before Labour came to power.
With Taiwan’s
aid, the world’s economic downturn could be little more than a blip on our
economic radar, rather than a black hole sucking us, inexorably into the abyss.
Today, there
was a surprising breakthrough in St Lucia-Taiwan relations that could be worth
hundreds of millions of dollars to St Lucia over the next decade.
Prime
Minister Dr Kenny Anthony announced that following up on his trip to Taiwan
with Cuthbert Didier in tow, the St Lucian government has struck a deal to
register Taiwanese yachts under the St Lucian flag.
Taiwan is
the world’s largest builder of yachts. Ironically, because of their unique
position in the United Nations (they kinda don’t exist sometimes), their own
yachts can’t be registered in their country.
During that
visit to Taiwan, Didier and Prime Minister Dr Kenny Anthony delighted high
level government officials with proposals to register their yachts in St Lucia.
With thousands of yachts waiting to be registered almost immediately and
hundreds a year expected to be registered in the foreseeable future, the deal
is expected to be worth tens of millions this year alone. The mid-term forecast
is that by the time Kenny Anthony leaves office, the yachting deal would have
poured over a hundred million dollars into St Lucia and over the long haul, it
could be, like agriculture and tourism, a billion-dollar industry, all by itself.
The St
Lucian prime minister and his delegation also
tried to interest Taiwan in other proposals, but the Taiwanese were
having none of it.
After the
visit, many political pundits thought that the St Lucian prime minister would
punish the Taiwanese back for not helping funding his
whatever-whatever-whatever. Given the Taiwanese aversion to Allen Chastanet’s
UWP (to them, it’s the same as Stephenson King’s UWP) pundits surmised that
Prime Minister Anthony had nothing to lose from giving the Taiwanese the finger
on the yachting deal, joining the Red Cross, the Boy Scouts and whatever else
they want to do reclaim incremental recognition as a nation.
However,
Prime Minister Anthony stunned the nation and the world with his magnanimity
and his focus on the economic well-being of the nation, saying: “While we have
our differences in the past, there is no doubt that our co-operation in the
present and in the future will be to the benefit of St Lucians. And that is my
primary concern. That is why we have not wasted any time on this issue and have
signed this deal with the Taiwanese with great speed, in spite of some ideological
and political differences between us.”
Didier, for
his part, is delighted that his tenure as a government consultant has borne
fruit: “Dread, I get so vexed when people lump me in with all those consultants
they say government is wasting money on. I’m so glad nobody can tell me that
shate again.”
A NOTE FROM SPECIAL GUEST EDITOR,
RICHARD FREDERICK:
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