PATRIOTISM, NATIONALISM
AND OTHER WORDS FOR CORRUPTION
Today in St
Lucia, patriotism and nationalism are being transformed into code words for
corruption.
The root
cause is that a Trini won a case against SLASPA. Basically, SLASPA decided to
fight a case it could not and should not ever win and used everything from
McNamara and Company to Foster and Company to do it.
When SLASPA
lost, the backlash was inevitable.
In the
culture of corruption and cowardice that has come to define the non-artistic St
Lucian professional and intellectual circle, breaking ranks under pressure is
treacherous. It is seen as a sign of
weakness. When the opponent is a foreigner, breaking ranks is not just weakness,
it is treacherous. It is an act of betrayal against the patriots and thieves of
your nation.
Take for
example the Donovan Lorde case at St Lucia Tourist Board: So far, it seems
everyone would like us to believe that Lorde was a ‘lone gun man on the grassy
knoll’. The reason why the media and the government have not tuned in to the
bigger picture, the real iceberg of corruption at the St Lucia Tourist Board is
that at Tourist Board, there are no weak links.
Well, apart
from Donovan Lorde, who, so far, doesn’t seem inclined to rat anyone else out.
Now, that’s
patriotism. That’s nationalism. That’s playing for your team, even when it
means making a sacrifice.
But in the
SLASPA vs Leotaud case, the traitors came out to play. In spite of their story
that they were merely acting according to the law and in the best interest of
the country, what these players actual did was break ranks with the patriots
who were trying to defend St Lucia from a foreign invader and his fishing boat
and his hordes of dirty little California millionaires drinking spiced rum in
run down cabarets in the backside of some God-forsaken village.
This
invader, Robert Leotaud, tried to pass off his viral adventure as some kind of
benefit to tourism. But everyone knows that anything that’s good for tourism
has to pay commissions to Chastanet and or Leo Clarke and or Louis Lewis and
or…you get the picture.
Anyone could
see that if Leotaud’s Reel Irie company was serious about tourism, it would
benefit the true patriots of this country (the perennially rich, the
politically well-placed, the professional players, the lawyers, etc) rather
than a bunch of Negmarron sailors, fish friers, rum shops, guest houses,
restaurants, bakeries and coconut vendors.
But somehow,
the invader managed to convince Lucians to join in his nefarious cause. And
chief among them was that dick Cuthbert Didier.
CUTHBERT
DIDIER IS A DICK
Cuthbert
Didier is a dick.
He has that
supreme confidence that just makes people want to see him fall. Not to mention
that he has achieved enviable levels of material success while giving the
finger to every stereotype that ever typified successful business executives.
It’s not just that he pisses people off.
It’s like
he’s trying to piss people off.
He enjoys
provoking people, but not just pointing out their stupidity, but by actually
knowing a better way. And to make it worse, unlike most losers of his ilk,
Didier just keeps winning. He wins in a way that makes patriotic corruption
look like child’s play. That’s what’s most annoying.
Last Tuesday,
Didier gave testimony in court that helped Leotaud win against SLASPA. To make
things worse, he spoke boldfaced to the media, before the case was even over.
And then, on Sunday, it seems that many of his opinions found their way into a
salacious blog entry by an unsavory former journalist who Richard Frederick
says smokes crack. And if anyone knows who smokes what, it’s Richard Frederick.
The
inevitable conclusion of any good Stalinist, of course, is that Didier is not a
patriot. He’s not just a dick. He’s a traitor. He needs a good old fashion
purge.
Well, yesterday,
Cuthbert Didier was finally getting what was coming to him for betraying the
patriots of the St Lucia Air and Sea Port Authority, not to mention his
repeated frustration of the heroes and geniuses at the St Lucia Tourist Board,
in their ongoing effort to pay too much for Jazz Festival artists, travel to
trade shows when they already have staff overseas and then blame external
factors for their failures.
(Not to
mention that they how they magically pay lip service to and completely ignore
the high value niche markets that are saving this island’s stupid ass from
obscurity on a daily basis. Am I getting off track here? I’m sorry, I’m
somewhat enamored of Tourist Board’s corruptions. Let’s focus. We were talking
about that the traitor, Didier.)
By midday
Monday, Didier had been upbraided by half a dozen high level government
officials, including ministers and permanent secretaries.
As we write
this article, he was in a meeting being upbraided.
What the
ministers, permanent secretaries and other patriots hope to achieve by
upbraiding the traitor is uncertain, however. Didier was already put on the
chopping block by the patriots ahead of this year’s budget, even though he was
not told. (I mean, how do you tell a friend you’re going to shoot him? You
don’t. You just get him to kneel and bow his head in prayer.)
The budget
actually gave some indication that Didier was headed for the guillotine. Budget
cuts quietly insisted that while he may have existed in 2013, he certainly did not exist from April 2014, in
spite of the fact that the personnel department still had records of his
alleged existence. His existential dilemma was only made worse by his
treachery.
It almost
seemed redundant to put Didier through the water torture treatment on Monday,
given that they had already put him in the torturous position of not knowing if
he was still real to them or not. Torture is a funny thing. If you overdo it,
you make the victim delirious and he’s stops feeling pain and starts having
visions of angels smoking hymns to the theme song for Sesame Street. By
torturing him too much, they might have eased his pain.
Then again,
maybe they were ready for his execution anyway and this just provided them an
opportunity, an opening…
If they
needed an excuse to send Didier to the firing squad (wait, I thought we had a
chopping block…) this recent betrayal by Didier was just what the doctor
ordered, I guess.
It is proof
that in spite of Leotaud’s win, both God and Kenny still love the patriots and
will let them get away with their bad governance, their dirty deeds and their
underhanded profiteering for some time longer.
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