CANNIS THE REVOLUTIONARY ROTI MAN VS THE BEAST
Real niggaz
change diapers. Real niggaz iron school shirts. Real niggaz chop up vegetables,
cook up a storm, bag the goods and go out hustling that legal dollar until the
sun sets or everything is sold.
Real niggas
try to find a moment to pause and read something edifying. (Thank you for
coming to our literary show.)
It’s tough
out there for a real nigga.
“They hate
us,” today’s real nigga says of all seventeen members of parliament in this and
the last parliament. “Our leaders hate us. That’s why things are the way they
are.
“But we hate
ourselves, too. We hate everything that is truly Lucian. That’s why I have to
travel around the whole island to sell a few rotis, but KFC is full, the
Chinese places are full, all the establishments selling imported food are full.
I have the right product, the right idea, but people don’t want the right idea.
They want fried chicken and mayonnaise. They want to sit by a big window with a
brand name cup drinking watered down coke.”
His name is
Cannis and he is one of thousands of real niggas who struggle to hustle the
real St Lucian product, while their leaders find new ways to prostitute the
island, each other and us.
So
basically, he’s fighting an uphill battle to sell an excellent product out of
an ice box slung over his skinny shoulder. People tell him his ten dollar rotis
are too expensive and then walk into KFC to buy a burger and some fries for
$20.
Cannis’
thing is rotis and wraps.
“My vibe is
that everything has to be authentic and real and organic as possible. I don’t even use seasonings in packets or
flavor cubes or anything like that.”
You wouldn’t
be able to tell by sampling his fare.
Although,
you would be able to tell that there’s something different going on under his
rotis shells and wraps. The first waves of flavor roll on you as you might expect - coconut, onion, garlic, etc.
But then the second wave creeps on you - chichima, otherwise known as turmeric and other little secrets that blind your mind with happiness. And then, under the flavors, all kinds of ancient, futuristic, organic, community building subversive activity is happening.
For most
people, making a roti or a wrap starts with a trip to the supermarket. For
Cannis, it starts by making a round in Paix Bouche and surrounding communities
in search of freshly picked produce.
“I believe
in supporting the community you are from, especially when it comes to something
like food,” he says. “When you buy a roti from me today, you are eating
vegetables that were picked this morning. The person you buy the roti from
knows the people who grow the vegetables.”
Without
saying it out loud, he telegraphed the message about fast food establishments
that Lucians are crack addicted to. When you buy from one of those
establishments, you simply don’t know where that tomato came from. Chances are,
it might not be a tomato at all. Chances are, it’s a lot more than just a
tomato (i.e. fertilizers, pesticides, preservatives, coloring agents, etc). You
just don’t know.
What Cannis
is selling is not just a tasty turmeric, coconut roti with veggies and the meat
of your choice. What he’s selling is a
21st century recipe for revolution and people power that makes the
enemy go, “Mmm, mmm, mmm, can I have some more please?”
(He
smiles, surprised, when I explain that
people go to university to learn what he figured out while washing dishes.)
As a veteran
of the construction industry, Cannis is now trying never to get employment ever
again.
“One guy
offered me a job at Sandals, telling me to do my business on the side,” he
said. “But that man cannot be my friend, because why would he advise me to put
my own business aside to come and make roti in someone else’s business. He sees
me free and instead of helping me, he tells me I should go and be a slave.”
If you read
any bitterness in the roti maker, it might be because of the corruptions he was
a victim of while in construction.
“I worked on
Discovery Bay and the Landings,” he began. “One of them wanted to the workers
in US and the other wanted to pay in Canadian. Both times, under two different
governments, the government stepped in and told them to pay us less and pay us
in EC.”
If the
Americans wanted to give them US$50, the politicians would advise them to pay
EC$50.
“And then,
they get the change.”
Cannis’
bitterness toward these treacherous politicians in both the UWP and SLP is the
last remaining obstacle to his success.
“Sometimes,
I find myself just vexed and cursing and I know that cannot help my business.
Sometimes, my countenance is so dark that no matter how good my food is, I’m
just not making any sales. But when I think about my leaders and my people and
the foolishness and the selfishness…I mean, it’s so easy to just fix things and
balance them out and let people make progress.
“But whether
it’s the leaders or your own fellow Lucians, they don’t want you to make
progress. After they not buying your roti, they trying to eat your wages on the
construction site, they messing you up everywhere you turn.”
But Cannis
is determined that he is not going to be another embittered revolutionary. He
has a plan. The plan is fool proof. People have to eat and his food is better
than most. All he has to do is keeping harnessing the power of his community’s
farmers to make the best products he can and try to be where people are when
they are hungry.
Oh, and a
genuine St Lucian smile. You can’t win when you’re angry. You can’t let them
kill your vibe. Your vibe is the future.
The
millionaire dinosaurs of the current establishment (you too, Frederick and
King) are just mad because they know they’re going extinct. And it’s not going
to be some cataclysmic or dramatic revolutionary event that kills them off.
It’s
self-sufficient little primates like Cannis who don’t need a damned thing from
them that are going to put the old lizards of Labour and Flambeau out of style.
lol
ReplyDeleteSelf reliance and self sufficiency was what Hon. Marcus Garvey insisted of our nation and the time is NOW!!! So big Cannis and all those who see and live the vision of the great prophet. Blessed love
ReplyDeleteThe brother was depressed when I met him. But he was doing everything right except. Sometimes, a nigga just need some encouragement, some reassurance that he's doing the right thing.
DeleteCannis has good ambition but must not limit himself by short sightedness.
ReplyDeleteThe offer of a spot by Sandals should be seen as a good opportunity to expand his business. Having a fixed venue might result in regular clients. He can get someone to be based there while he does his travelling salesman gig.
If that works out then there's the potential for other hotels...
My opinion of course.
it's not a spot by Sandals...it's a job at Sandals...see the difference?
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