It’s great being Labour.
No matter how you mess up, you can’t possibly do worse than the last
government and any little thing you do really does prove that you re 100%
better than them.
Some funny shit said on the official platform. And at least one very stupid thing utter by
an otherwise intelligent ma. Well, maybe more than one. Enjoy.
HAROLD “Paka Pwen Tout” DALSON:
You heard Chastanet talking endless foolishness on the
radio. Lies upon lies, like the man talking steroids to lie.
He is worse than Hurricane Tomas. (CAPTION for image of
Tomas: Tomas For UWP Leader SLOGAN: I’ll Cause Less Damage Than Chastanet”)
I will invite the leader of the UWP to a session and take
any of the kids of my colleagues in government to teach him a course in
leadership.
He’s crying, “I want to cut the ribbon x 3.” At the next
election, I will cut him from politics. I will send him in political doldrums.
As long as he comes up in Soufriere, he
is doomed. Let him go and get a job to bag groceries at one of the J’s.
On facebook he asked ten questions. I want to answer all
ten. But we’re putting a big system on the square in Soufriere and I will
answer all ten questions in English and Kweyol and I will give him ten
questions for him to answer in English and Kweyol. The day he’s ready, tell him
I’m ready.
It’s a crying shame for a rich man to take poor people’s
money to pay for his election campaign.
I’m going to send Chastanet to an after school program in
Soufriere so they can teach him some
kweyol.
RKL
THERE is a very good discussion going on in this country. A discussion that says we want to
have discussions on education, we want to discuss issues. That is what the SLP
is about. To give the people the right to discuss the issues they want to
discuss.
We’ve always had discussions in this country, but the
discussion was always one-sided. This country is about saying we want
discussion on issues. I, as a parliamentarian, try to discuss issues in this
country and I don’t see it discussed in the press of this country. We only
discuss the issues the press wants to discuss. Education is about allowing
people to discuss issues.
I have my problems. I discuss issues, I argue with Dr
Anthony. But I think the way he has characterized is unfair.
ALVA ON ALBA
What is the problem with that?
(Editor’s unsolicited commentary: The problem. Um? Iran,
their training of ALBA troops and their using ALBA to further their nuclear
ambitions? Maybe? No? You don’t think
so?)
PJP
Life is strange. Jordi jour Flambea pa vle Labour vin assou
Market Steps la. You mean to tell me for years we have spoken on the Market
Steps, the university of the Market Steps. And tonight because the Labour Party
decde we are going to go the Market Steps all hell break loose. Tout moun ka
barbiay. “Blahblahblah (in high pitched voice) You won’t talk about national
issues. Hold a press conference.”
They are desperate. They think they can pluck somebody from
the sky even though they lose election and they don’t have any seat to run, you
will take your leader, you will treat him badly and you will just rise and
everybody will just say, “You reach? Ti Jezi wiviay!”
ON FLAMBEAU’S FOREIGN
RELATIONS GENIUS: Remember that the UWP was boasting that Libya would build a
bank for us? That there would be endless investment. Look at what happened in
Libya. You ever hear that happened in Venezuela or Bolivia? But they believe
that we stupid.
ON CHASTANET’S TOURISTIC GENIUS AND MAJESTY: In 2006/11 we
spent more money (on tourism marketing) than we ever spent in history and look
at the results. Compare that to 2012/13, you will there is an increase of 5% in
arrivals and we spent less money. Because we do not waste money on telephone
calls!
But that is not in the national interest. The national
interest is Kenny, Kenny, Kenny.
ON CHASTANET PARTY CRASHING OF THE OPENING OF BRIDGE: A
desperate man begging, ‘invite me. Y’all eh invite me? Invite me.’ (In high
pitched voice)
KENNY
From day one when we got into office, there was this issue
of extra-judicial killings.When the visa of a senior police officer was
revoked, this government took action. We
were not afraid. We invited the US to come to do polygraph tests, because we
decided that no police officer will be promoted to the senior ranks without lie
detector tests. Mweh kweh mweh kai mettay Chastanet en bas sa, tan
If they want to debate ALBA, tell them to put a motion
before the House. How is me to tell them what to do?
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