Wednesday, 3 July 2013


It’s the only way to answer the obsession that the once venerable journalist allows to afflict him.

Behind every man with sexy drawers is another man with sexy drawers
Everyone knows that in the 60s and 70s, Rick was hot for Compton. He would settle for nothing more than having Compton’s attention all the time. The fact that Compton was rather obsessed with the dangerous and charismatic George Odlum must have prickled him.

Rick’s unending obsession with Compton only came to an end when he fell in love with Kenny Anthony in the late 1990s. But, of course, Kenny was not just betrothed, but married to the Labour Party and Rick found out that he was just a jabal.

Since their first falling out Wayne has obsessed about everything Kenny, from his wife’s spiritual inclinations to the guard hut out in his driveway. Is she a witch? Why does Kenny need special protection? And you ever notice that Kenny always has a moustache? What’s he hiding under that facial hair?

One can almost imagine catching him with his pants down outside Kenny’s window.

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